Cure for writuurs blok meme!

"Directions:  Pick a character from one of your stories...preferably the one you're currently having problems with.  Then answer as many of these questions as you can. Go!  

Alternate Directions Using More Than One Character:  (To make the rotation come out even this will work best for 2, 3, 5, 6, 10, or 15 characters)  Pick a random letter from each of your chosen characters' names - make sure the letters are all different.  Then find that letter on the list below and make a note of that number. 

A = 13
B = 17
C = 1
D = 14
E = 18
F = 3
G = 7
H = 11
I = 12
J = 25
K = 22
L = 10
M = 5
N = 6
O = 4
P = 19
Q = 9
R = 20
S = 15
T = 26
U = 16
V = 24
W = 2
X = 8
Y = 21
Z= 23

Once you have all the numbers written down, put them in a list with the largest number first and the smallest number last.  That will be the character rotation for the questions.  Here's an example:

My characters are going to be

Emiko Nagataki, Sam Warren, Melina Zachary

And I've picked the following letters from their names:
Emi = O, Sam = W, Mel  = H

Based on the list above that means that 
O = 4 , W = 2, H = 11

So, my character rotation would be Melina, Emiko, Sam.  Thus, question 1 would be about Melina's weird dream, question 2 would be about Emiko buying a gun, question 3 would be about Sam's new religion, question 4 would be about a movie Melina hates, etc, etc.

Why make it so complicated?  Well...I guess you don't have to...but it helps me keep myself from "rigging" the questions to fit the characters.    If you don't think you have that problem, then there are plenty of easier ways to rotate through the questions.    

Oh, also, there's no rule that says you have to answer them all (although you can if you want to.)  Instead, you could pick 2 or 3 of them and write something a bit more in-depth.  It's really all up to you.  "


MY CHARACTERS ARE: Cup, Mister Sign, Hot Tamale, Paper Cup, and Glovey.


MY WAY OF DOING THIS: Use the random choice generator, and then whoever pops up at the large box at the bottom, use that character.


Alrighty, so without further ado, here are your questions.  Have fun!  

1)  Your character has a very weird dream that involves them having a good time with someone they absolutely hate!  What does the dream entail and what would happen if the other person ever found out about the dream?

Cup: Hey guys! I just had this weird dream where me and that Charlie Charlie Challenge person actually had a good time. It was weird as shit...

Paper Cup: WHAT?!? Okay, yep, thats weird!

Hot Tamale: COOL!

Mister Sign: I'm gonna stick my dick in a cheerio box, just like jeffy!

HT: MISTER SIGN, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING DICK! WE ALL DONT HAVE DICKS! PLUS, I DONT WANT YOU TO BE LIKE A FUCKING KILLER WHO KILLS PEOPLE!

Mister Sign: SHUT UP HOT TAMALE! I CAN DREAM!

2)  What reason would your character have to buy a gun?  And what would it take to make then use that gun on someone important to them?

Paper Cup would be too scared to buy a gun.

3)  If your character were to suddenly decide to practice a different religion what would it be and why?

Paper Cup: I-I'm already too scared of religion!

4)  What movie would your character have to be dragged to kicking and screaming and who would be most likely to be doing the dragging?

Cup: I think i would be kicking and screaming if i had to watch a porno, and--

*Mister Sign busts in!*

Mister Sign: I'd do the dragging, because i want cup to see pornos arent that bad!

5)  How would your character react to crossing paths with a creepy stranger in a dark alley?

Glovey would be in a coma.

*Suddenly, a mob of angry peoplebust into the room!*

Angry People: WE WANT A ANSWER! WE WANT A ANSWER! WE WANT A--

FINE, I'LL PROVIDE ONE.

Glovey would wish he was in a coma again.

6)  If your character were suddenly to get very sick, who would help them get through it?  Would they be happy to have that help?

Hot Tamale: UGH... I AM SO FUCKING SICK! *Sniffs and coughs, and my voice crackles*

Hot Tamale: FUHUCK!

*Mister Sign comes in*

Mister Sign: HELLO, HOT TAMALE! DOCTOR DILDO IS IN THE HOUSE!

Hot Tamale: FUCK OFF, MISTER SIGN! I DONT NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP!

Mister Sign: BUT HOT TAMALE, IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN! CUP IS BUSY WORKING AT KOBE'S R US, PAPER CUP IS HIDING IN A CLOSET AGAIN, GLOVEYS IN A COMA, PUPPET IS TRESPASSING INTO GOVERMENT TERRITORY, DUMMY IS TOO MUCH OF A DUMMY TO HELP, DOCTOR DONUT IS TOO PESSIMISTIC, AND CANNONBALL IS OUT OF THE COUNTRY FOR AWHILE.

Hot Tamale: BUT THEN WHY DIDNT YOU CALL THE FRICKEN DOCTORS OTHER THAN DOCTOR DONUT?

Mister Sign: THE HOSPITALS ARE BANKRUPT DUE TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!

Hot Tamale: FINE, JUST GET IT OVER WITH YOU FUCKING DILDO LIKING SHITHEAD!

*Mister Sign shoves medicine in HT's mouth*

HT: EWWWW, THIS TASTES FUCKING-- *COUGH* FUCKING DISGUST-- *COUGH* DISGUSTING! WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!?

Mister Sign: Piss, my friend!

HT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- *Vomits on Mister Sign*

Mister Sign: OOOOOH, VOMIT!

HT: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU--

*Mister Sign eats the vomit*

*Mister Sign gets sick*

HT: BAD IDEA, BITCH!

MS: ON SECOND THOUGHT, I'LL WAIT UNTIL CUP GETS HOME.

7)  Your character suddenly wins the lottery!  What's the first thing they'd do with their winnings? 

Cup buys all of his friends a nice mansion for everyone to live in!

8)  Your character decides to form a band.  Who else would be in it?  What would the band's name be?  What kind of music would they play?  Would they be any good?  How long would it take before the band broke up?

HT: MY FUCKING BUDDIES, METAL BALL, AND WHITE TRIANGLE WOULD BE IN IT, IT WOULD BE FUCKING CALLED HOT TAMALE AND DA STOOPIDS, WE'D PLAY ANY KIND OF SONG THAT COMES TO MIND, WE'D BE FUCKING AMAZING, AND I FUCKING THINK IT'LL BE 3 YEARS BEFORE WE END UP BREAKING UP.

Mister Sign: I doubt it'll be better than MY band, The Sexy Dildo Masters!

HT: ATLEAST MY BAND NAME IS A OPPOSITE JOKE!

Mister Sign: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9)  Your character suddenly finds themselves trapped in a notoriously haunted house.  How do they react?

Cup would be scared.

10)  Someone is blackmailing your character with some rather...interesting photos.  What's on those negatives?!

???: Cup, if you dont do as i say, then... i'll reveal THESE pictures!

*??? gets out pictures of CUp doing strange things.*

Cup: F-Fine! What are your first orders?!?

???: Hmm..... You must.... SIGN UP FOR A UNORIGINAL OBJECT SHOW MADE BY BEVAL!

Cup: WHAT?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

???: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

11)  How would your character react if technology suddenly ceased to exist?

Glovey is in a coma, so it doesnt--

*SUDDEN MOB OF ANGRY PEOPLE GLARING*

I mean.... Glovey would probably just go back to his old self.

12)  Your character has a choice - face their worst fear...or let someone die.  What is that fear and what choice would they make?

Cup: Oh no... What am i doing here?!?

EDGELAND HT: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU SEE, PUNY, LITTLE FUCKING WEAKLING, I GOT FUCKING PAPER CUPS LIFE ON THE LINE, AND IF YOU DARE SO MUCH AS TO COME CLOSE TO HIM, I WILL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS, MAKE A SLAUGHTERHOUSE OUT OF YOU, SELL YOUR ORGANS FOR A MILLION DOLLARS, AND THEN EAT YOU UP JUST LIKE A FUCKING TIGER HUNTS DOWN, AND EATS HIS PREY!

Cup: Nnnghhh.... 

Paper Cup: Cup, please... save me.....

Cup: Uhhhhh....

EDGELAND HT: *Is about to kill Paper Cup*

Cup: Uhmmmm.......

Paper Cup: PLEASE CUP SAVE ME I DONT WANNA BE STUCK HERE!!!

Cup: Eeehhhhh.... I will....

EDGELAND HT: ....

Paper Cup: Please save me please save me PLEASE SAVE ME...

Cup: ...Call the cops! Brb!

*Cup ran away!*

EDGELAND HT: WEAK! HE USED THAT AS A FUCKING EXCUSE TO RUN AWAY! OH WELL... LOOKS LIKE HE DOESNT CARE FOR YOU.

Paper Cup: NONONONONONONO--

*EDGELAND HT then murders Paper Cup*

EDGELAND HT: Yes.... YES!!! AHAHAHAHAHA! HE HAD NO CHANCE!

13)  How far would your character be willing to go to survive if there were suddenly forced to live out on the streets?

Mister Sign would go VERY far to survive.

14)  What job would your character most likely have if they worked at the circus and why?

Cup would probably just sell hotdogs. Because they're delicious.

15)  There's been a natural disaster in the town where your character is living (flood, tornado, earthquake, etc.)  How would they react to the aftermath?

Mister Sign: NICE NATURAL DISASTER. NEEDS MORE UNICORNS THOUGH.

*A BUNCH OF UNICORNS APPEAR*

Mister Sign: THERE WE GO! NOW ITS 10/10.

16)  Your character discovers that someone they care about is actually a criminal hiding from the law.  How would they react?

Glovey would be very, VERY dissapointed.

17)  If your character had to pick another place and time to live in what would it be and why?

Cup: I'd live in the UK, during the golden ages when everything was still good!

18)  When your character goes grocery shopping what's the one thing that must ALWAYS be on the list?

Glovey: Pain relievers. MASSIVE pain relievers.

19)  Think about the one trait your character likes most about themselves.  What if they were to wake up tomorrow and it was replaced by something completely opposite?  How would they react?  If it's not a physical trait, how would it change their personality?

*Glovey wakes up*

Glovey: Ah, what a good morning! THANK GOD IM NOT IN A COMA, EH?

20)  Your character discovers that they need to get (or will be forced to get) a roommate - what would their want ad say?

"ROOMMATE NEEDED. WILL ACCEPT PEDOPHILES, SEXUAL HARRASSERS, PEOPLE WHO LIKE DILDOS, CUMMERS, AND OTHER COOL PEOPLE! NO FLAMES OR FIRE ALLOWED THOUGH."

21)  What are your character's chances of survival if they got lost in the wilderness?

Hot Tamale probably wouldnt be able to survive.

22)  If your character knew they only had 24 hours to live how would they spend that time?

*Hot Tamale spends his time saying goodbye, then attempting to kill soother.*

23)  What animal does your character most closely indentify with?  Is it the same animal that you (the writer) identify your character with?  Why or why not?

....I don't know what animal Glovey would identify with. ......Sloth, maybe? And no, its not the same i identify with. Why? Because i dont identify with animals, i think.

24)  Your character suddenly finds themselves in a world entirely opposite from their own and there's NO WAY back.  How well would they adjust to the change?

HT: *SWEARS OUT LOUD*

25)  Your character has signed up for and gotten a spot on a reality TV show - what show is it and how well would they do? (Note: It does not have to be a show that's currently on the air)

Glovey would be in a hospital tv show, and he'd do well on his role as the person in a coma, infact, he does his role TOO well...

26)  Consider other popular universes you're familiar with (i.e. Naruto, Doctor Who, Narnia, Star Trek, Twilight, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, etc.)  Which one do you think your character would fit into most comfortably and why?  If your character is ALREADY a part of one of these universes, please pick a DIFFERENT one.

I'll come back to this one later. Glovey will be the character in question though.

27)  Your character is being forced (or has agreed) to babysit a very inquisitive 5-year-old.  What happens?

Paper Cup would be extremely scared, and would worry about the 5 year old's inquisitism.

28)  Your character somehow manages to get completely plastered.  What kind of drunk are they - depressed, goofy, angry, talkative, etc.?  Describe the situation that led to this turn of events.

Paper Cup: I-im sad... *crying on the floor*

Cup: Whats wrong?

Paper Cup:  YOU DONT... DONT UNDERSTAND ME, MOM! MY LIFE IS DEPRESSING!

29)  How does your character feel about their birthday?  What would a typical birthday celebration entail?

Very few people will probably come to HT's birthday, making him depressed.

30)  Your character receives an anonymous love letter.  How do they react?  Do they suspect someone they know of sending it?  If so, are they correct in their assumption?  Would they confront the suspected person?

HT: OH, FUCKING PLEASE, MISTER SIGN SENDS ME FUCKING LOVE LETTERS IN THE FORM OF FUCKING RIDICULOUS NAMES ALL THE TIME, SO I'D FUCKING SUSPECT THAT IS HIM!


Aaaand thats it!